What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are 50 random facts about yourself?

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Billy Joel Attempted Suicide Twice and Fell into a Coma After Affair with Friend's Wife. Why He Wanted to 'End It All' - Yahoo

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

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Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

Still no good.

We’ve Found Sauropod Stomach Contents For The First Time, Revealing They Had Terrible Manners - IFLScience

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Breakthrough eye drops reverse vision loss from age-related macular degeneration - The Brighter Side of News

Nuts and Butts

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Inside Ukraine’s audacious drone attack on Russian air bases - CNN

So they tried

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

What's your wildest & weirdest fantasy?

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are some good fantasy books that contain aspects of magic in them?